Distressed Bermuda Shorts: SAND BEIGE-175945 / M

I live in these now. Seriously, I’ve gotten compliments from neighbors, baristas, and one very enthusiastic squirrel. The fabric feels soft against the skin, and they don’t ride up like some shorts do. Also survived my toddler’s impromptu tackle-hug without tearing—testament to both durability and comfort.

Nice fit and super comfy, no complaints there. But I expected the distressing to be a bit more… dramatic? These are like 'mildly inconvenienced' distressed. Still great for casual wear, just don’t buy them hoping for 'rebel with a cause' vibes.

As someone who values both style and not overheating in summer, these are a game-changer. I wore them all day at a music festival and still felt human. They breathe, they stretch, and they somehow look put-together even when I’m sweating like a sprinkler system. Husband asked if he could steal a pair—high praise.

Solid pair of shorts. Comfortable right out of the package, no break-in period. The distressing is subtle—not trying too hard. Only reason I’m not giving 5 stars? I spilled salsa on them and now they look *extra* distressed.

Finally, shorts that don’t make me feel like I’m wearing stiff cardboard. They’re lightweight, breezy, and the sand beige goes with everything. Wore them on a hike and then straight to brunch—no wardrobe changes needed. Bonus: my dog didn’t try to chew them off, which is his usual move with uncomfortable clothes.

These shorts are so comfy I almost forgot I was wearing pants. Perfect for backyard BBQs or pretending you have your life together during a Zoom call. The distressed look says 'I'm stylish' but also 'I might've napped in a field.' 10/10 would recommend for maximum chill.